Tuesday, May 26, 2009

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    # 1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

    2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.

    3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

    4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

    5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.

    Its Challenge For All.



    Answers:

    1 - Dariyaee Neel

    2 - Farishtay (Kabhi na Khatay hain na peetay hain)1

    3 - Do Musalmanon k darmiyaan sulah kerwane wala. (Agar woh Sulah kerwane k liye jhoot bol bhi de to jannat main jayega.)

    4 - KAAFIR - (Woh Such bol ker iqraar kerte hain k hum Allah Pak aur Uske Nabi S.A.W ko nahi mantay) woh Jahannum main jayengay.

    5 - Dil k Paas Pasliyon Main.

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    # Prove It If U R Genius.

    There''s A Bus With 7 Girls,

    Each Girl Has 7 Bags,

    In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,

    Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,

    Each Cat Has 4 Legs.

    How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?



    Answer: 10990

    3

    # A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.

    How Did He Do This..



    Answer: Puma is another name of Cougar.



    4

    # A Beggar''s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother

    How Could This Be...?



    Answers: The Beggar Was A Female.



    5

    # Kya Aap Panchvi Pass se Taiz Hain?

    To Batain

    Pakistan ki konsi aisi city hai jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain

    Its a Challenge.


    Answer: Pak Patan Shareef



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    # Aik Gali mein _______ bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik _______ aurat guzri Uss _______ aurat ne hath mein _______ pakri thi un _______ bachon ne uss _______ Aurat ki _______ gira di.

    In 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga.

    Reply must
    If u r genius...


    Answer: CHEENI



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    # * Another Nice Riddle *

    Aapke Left Hand pe woh konsi Cheez hai jisay apny Right hath se chhoo saktay hain, Magar Left Hand se chhuna mumkin nahi hai?

    Reply


    Answer: Koni (Elbow)



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    # Is Ques Ka Ans Batao


    Woh Kon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ko Agar Zameen Pe Phainko To Nahi Toot`ti,

    Lekin Agar Pani Mein Painko To Toot Jati Hai.


    Reply

    Answer: Reflection

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    # Aik Couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
    K police unhain rook laiti hay and
    Larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay?

    Larka: Iska Mamoon meray Mamoon ko Mamoon kehta hai

    Ab aap batain k larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?



    Answer = Maamu & Bhanji

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    # Letter after F + Half of 8 + shadow of q +
    opposite of d+ Letter before M +
    Middle of SEA + 2 into 19th letter +
    end of YOU


    Answer: GOD BLESS U



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    # Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai.

    Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta.

    Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota.

    Its CHALLANGE

    Reply Fast.



    Answer: Kafan

    12

    # A ki biwi B
    B ki bhabhi C
    C ki beti V
    V ke dada G
    G ki biwi K
    K ki beti T

    So what relationship do A n T share?


    Answer= they are husband and wife.

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    # (Challnge)
    Purane zmane me 1 baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
    1:Aapki umar kitni hy?
    2:Is Bachi se apka kia rishta hy?
    3:Is Bakri ki kia qimat hy?
    Baba ji ne sirf 1 lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
    Bataiye wo lafz kia tha?

    Reply Must.


    Answer: Nawasi(89)

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    # Solve this riddle:

    The Fishermen love me.
    But doctors hate me.
    Kids want 2 eat me.
    I am a 13 letter word,
    Who am I?
    Hint
    _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

    Answer= Chathuringmes
    (It is a technical word for worms)



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    # Zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
    Hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

    Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
    urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??


    Answer: BAT (Chimgadarr)

    16

    I am 10 letter word,
    My 1234 has power to rule,
    U eat my 5678.
    My 89 & 10 means of a lady,
    I can fly what am i ?????


    Answer: KINGFISHER

    17

    # I + opp of W + starting of ICE +
    twice of the letter before T + 3/4th to x +
    15th letter + 1/2 of O.




    Answer: I Miss U

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    # If U Look At Me
    I'll Look At U
    If U Grin At Me
    I'll Grin At U
    I U'll Dance
    I'll Also Dance
    Bt If U Shout,
    Sorry, I can't. Who am I ?


    Answer: Mirror


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    Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
    Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
    Socho!

    Thoda aur….
    ..
    .
    .
    Nahi pata kya?

    Chalo main batati hon.

    Kyon k Akbar uska naam tha. :-)


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    # Marry''s father has four daughters
    1.AXBCD
    2.ABXCD
    3.DBCXD
    4.?????

    WAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOURTH ONE?

    ?

    ?


    Ans: Marry


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    # I am a word of 5 letters!
    People eat me!
    If u remove my 1st letter I will b a form of energy!
    If u remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed 4 living.
    If u remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near U.
    If u remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink 4 u.
    .
    .
    .
    Who am I?

    Answer: WHEAT

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