Tuesday, May 26, 2009

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    # 1- Wo Konsi Jaga Hai Jahan Suraj Ki Kirne Sirf 1 Dafa Pari Ab Qayamt Tak Nahin Paregi.

    2- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Khaya Hai Per Piya Kabhi Nahin.

    3- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Jhoot Bola Aur Jannat Main Jayega.

    4- Wo Kon Hai Jis Ne Sach Bola Aur Jahannum Main Jayegi.

    5- Insan K Jism Main Rooh K Rehne Ki Jagah Kahan Hai.

    Its Challenge For All.



    Answers:

    1 - Dariyaee Neel

    2 - Farishtay (Kabhi na Khatay hain na peetay hain)1

    3 - Do Musalmanon k darmiyaan sulah kerwane wala. (Agar woh Sulah kerwane k liye jhoot bol bhi de to jannat main jayega.)

    4 - KAAFIR - (Woh Such bol ker iqraar kerte hain k hum Allah Pak aur Uske Nabi S.A.W ko nahi mantay) woh Jahannum main jayengay.

    5 - Dil k Paas Pasliyon Main.

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    # Prove It If U R Genius.

    There''s A Bus With 7 Girls,

    Each Girl Has 7 Bags,

    In Each Bag, There R 7 Big Cats,

    Each Big Cat Has 7 Little Cats,

    Each Cat Has 4 Legs.

    How Many Legs R Present In The Bus?



    Answer: 10990

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    # A Man Was Walking In The Jungle, He Only Had One Bullet In His Gun, Bet Yet He Shot A Puma And A Cougar.

    How Did He Do This..



    Answer: Puma is another name of Cougar.



    4

    # A Beggar''s Brother Died, But The Man Who Died Had No Brother

    How Could This Be...?



    Answers: The Beggar Was A Female.



    5

    # Kya Aap Panchvi Pass se Taiz Hain?

    To Batain

    Pakistan ki konsi aisi city hai jis ko urdu mai likhtay waqt 15 nuqtay dalnay partay hain

    Its a Challenge.


    Answer: Pak Patan Shareef



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    # Aik Gali mein _______ bachay khel rahay thai uss gali mein se aik _______ aurat guzri Uss _______ aurat ne hath mein _______ pakri thi un _______ bachon ne uss _______ Aurat ki _______ gira di.

    In 7 khali jaga main ek hi word aye ga.

    Reply must
    If u r genius...


    Answer: CHEENI



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    # * Another Nice Riddle *

    Aapke Left Hand pe woh konsi Cheez hai jisay apny Right hath se chhoo saktay hain, Magar Left Hand se chhuna mumkin nahi hai?

    Reply


    Answer: Koni (Elbow)



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    # Is Ques Ka Ans Batao


    Woh Kon Si Cheez Hai Jis Ko Agar Zameen Pe Phainko To Nahi Toot`ti,

    Lekin Agar Pani Mein Painko To Toot Jati Hai.


    Reply

    Answer: Reflection

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    # Aik Couple kahin ja raha hota hay,
    K police unhain rook laiti hay and
    Larkay say pochti hay k tumhara apas main kia rishta hay?

    Larka: Iska Mamoon meray Mamoon ko Mamoon kehta hai

    Ab aap batain k larkay ka larki say kia rishta howa?



    Answer = Maamu & Bhanji

    10

    # Letter after F + Half of 8 + shadow of q +
    opposite of d+ Letter before M +
    Middle of SEA + 2 into 19th letter +
    end of YOU


    Answer: GOD BLESS U



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    # Wo konsi cheez hai jo bnane wala bech deyta hai.

    Kharedne wala istemal nahi kerta.

    Or jo istemal kerta hai os ko maloom nahi hota.

    Its CHALLANGE

    Reply Fast.



    Answer: Kafan

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    # A ki biwi B
    B ki bhabhi C
    C ki beti V
    V ke dada G
    G ki biwi K
    K ki beti T

    So what relationship do A n T share?


    Answer= they are husband and wife.

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    # (Challnge)
    Purane zmane me 1 baba ji bachi or 1bakri k sath ja rhe thy.rasty me 1admi ne unse 3 swal poche.
    1:Aapki umar kitni hy?
    2:Is Bachi se apka kia rishta hy?
    3:Is Bakri ki kia qimat hy?
    Baba ji ne sirf 1 lafz kaha or un sb swalo ka jwab de diya..
    Bataiye wo lafz kia tha?

    Reply Must.


    Answer: Nawasi(89)

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    # Solve this riddle:

    The Fishermen love me.
    But doctors hate me.
    Kids want 2 eat me.
    I am a 13 letter word,
    Who am I?
    Hint
    _H_T_ _ _I_ _ME_

    Answer= Chathuringmes
    (It is a technical word for worms)



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    # Zameen per rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain,
    Hawa main urnay waly andy daitay hain,

    Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi
    urti hai or bachy bhi deti hai??


    Answer: BAT (Chimgadarr)

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    I am 10 letter word,
    My 1234 has power to rule,
    U eat my 5678.
    My 89 & 10 means of a lady,
    I can fly what am i ?????


    Answer: KINGFISHER

    17

    # I + opp of W + starting of ICE +
    twice of the letter before T + 3/4th to x +
    15th letter + 1/2 of O.




    Answer: I Miss U

    18

    # If U Look At Me
    I'll Look At U
    If U Grin At Me
    I'll Grin At U
    I U'll Dance
    I'll Also Dance
    Bt If U Shout,
    Sorry, I can't. Who am I ?


    Answer: Mirror


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    Ek aadmi ki 6 ungliaaan thi
    Sab log usey Akbar bulate the, Kyo?
    Socho!

    Thoda aur….
    ..
    .
    .
    Nahi pata kya?

    Chalo main batati hon.

    Kyon k Akbar uska naam tha. :-)


    20

    # Marry''s father has four daughters
    1.AXBCD
    2.ABXCD
    3.DBCXD
    4.?????

    WAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOURTH ONE?

    ?

    ?


    Ans: Marry


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    # I am a word of 5 letters!
    People eat me!
    If u remove my 1st letter I will b a form of energy!
    If u remove my 1st 2 letters I will be needed 4 living.
    If u remove my 1st 3 letters I will be near U.
    If u remove my 1st 4 letters I will be a drink 4 u.
    .
    .
    .
    Who am I?

    Answer: WHEAT

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    If 2 mums and 2 kids go out for dinner and
    They all took 1 plate food for each.

    1 plate was of rs 10 and the bill was Rs.30 and it was right.

    They payed and even the manager did not say anything.

    Why?!!!

    Answer: Because they were three persons.

    1 Grand Mother (Let Say ABC)
    1 Daughter (Let say PQR, Daughter of ABC)
    1 Daughter of Daughter (Let Say XYZ, Daughter of PQR)


    2
    A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

    The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he''ll just say he weighs more or less.

    In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

    Answer:
    The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper.

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    # A Question for a Genius like You.

    If
    2+3+4+5=28
    7+3+2+5=51
    1+5+5+3=70

    Then
    2+4+5+7=?

    It is challenge to you.

    Answer:
    2+4+5+7=122

    **PROOF**
    Let
    2+3+4+5=28---- (i)
    7+3+2+5=51--- (ii)
    1+5+5+3=70--- (iii)

    add (i),(ii) and (iii)
    2+3+4+5+7+3+2+5+1+5+5+3=28+51+70
    27+2+4+5+7=149
    2+4+5+7=149-27
    2+4+5+7=122
    Hence Proved.

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    # Using any maths Symbols or Signs prove it...


    1 1 1 = 6

    2 2 2 = 6

    3 3 3 = 6

    4 4 4 = 6

    5 5 5 = 6

    6 6 6 = 6

    7 7 7 = 6

    8 8 8 = 6

    9 9 9 = 6


    It is a challenge to all of you.


    Answer:
    (1+1+1)! = 6

    2+2+2 = 6

    (3*3)-3 = 6

    (4+4)- SqRoot(4) = 6

    (5/5)+5 = 6

    6+6-6 = 6

    -(7+7)+7 = 6

    Cuberoot(8)+cbrt(8)+cbrt(8) = 6

    [Sqrt(9)*Sqrt(9)] - Sqrt(9) = 6

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    # Wo Konsa DRIVER Hai Jis Ka LICENSE Nhi Hota?

    Khud Soch K Niche Answer Dekhna!



    Yar Khud Soch,




    Socho
    Yar
    Socho








    Ans: SCREW DRIVER.

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    # A Question for a Genius like You.

    If
    2+3+4+5=28
    7+3+2+5=51
    1+5+5+3=70

    Then
    2+4+5+7=?

    It is challenge to you.

    Answer:
    2+4+5+7=122

    **PROOF**
    Let
    2+3+4+5=28---- (i)
    7+3+2+5=51--- (ii)
    1+5+5+3=70--- (iii)

    add (i),(ii) and (iii)
    2+3+4+5+7+3+2+5+1+5+5+3=28+51+70
    27+2+4+5+7=149
    2+4+5+7=149-27
    2+4+5+7=122
    Hence Proved.



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    # I can sizzle like Bacon,
    I am made with an egg,
    I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
    I peel layers like onions, but still remain whole,
    I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
    What am I?
    Reply

    Answer: Snake

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    # Aapke paas 20 Rupees hain, or aap ne 20 Animals kharedney hain,
    Animals ki Price hain....!
    Camel: 4 Rupees
    Horse: 50 paisas
    Donkey: 25 Paisas

    Challange 4 All

    Answer:
    3 Camel @ Rs 4 = 12
    15 Horse @ 50 Paisas = 7.5
    2 Donkey @ 25 Paisas = 0.5
    -------------------------------
    20 Animals = 20 Rupees



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    # Solve the Case
    Solve the Case:

    A man was found murdered on 7th Jan 2007 afternoon.
    His wife called police.

    Police questioned everyone.

    Wife: Sir I was sleeping when the murder took place.

    Cook: I was cooking.

    Gardner: I was picking vegetables.

    House Maid: I went to the post office.

    Children: We went to play.

    Neighbor: We went to the Marriage.

    POLICE ARRESTED MURDERER IMMEDIATELY.

    Whose it?
    Reply if you are brilliant with reason.
    What is the answer?


    Answer: House Maid (Because 7th Jan 2007 was the day of Sunday and post office are close on Sunday.)

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    # I''m the beginning of the end.
    You can see me twice in a decade,
    But once in a year & not in day,
    But once in june & twice in a week.
    Only genius can ans...


    Ans = E



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    # 1 admi car main 2 larkiyon k 7 betha hota hai.

    Car ka No 2989 hai,

    Jo Car ka number hai wohi admi ka

    Un larkyon say rishta hai.
    Batao kia rishta hoa?

    Its challenge 4 u.
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .
    .

    Answer: Nawassi [2 9 89 (Do No Nawasi)]

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    # I am 10 letter word,
    My 1234 has power to rule,
    U eat my 5678.
    My 89 & 10 means of a lady,
    I can fly what am i ?????


    Answer: KINGFISHER



    13

    # I + opp of W + starting of ICE +
    twice of the letter before T + 3/4th to x +
    15th letter + 1/2 of O.




    Answer: I Miss U

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    Aik larka aur aik larki..
    Na wo Miyan Biwi
    Na wo Behen Bhai..
    Larki ki Susar Larkay k Susar ka Baap hai..

    To Larki aur Larkay ka kia rishta howa??


    Answer: Mumani aur Bhanja

    15

    # This is a secret msg send only 4 u, try 2 solve what it means:

    LISTEN - TL + MAD - SEN + ICE - CEAD + SUCCESS + YES - CUE + OUT - TESCS.

    GIVE ME THE ANSWER IF YOU KNOW

    Answer= I MISS YOU

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    # What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
    (remain as same as at the time of Birth)

    Do u think u can answer….

    Answer = The Eye


    17

    # What part of a human, which size doesn’t increase?
    (remain as same as at the time of Birth)

    Do u think u can answer….

    Answer = The Eye

    18

    .# Question:
    4___4___4___4 = 20
    Use +, -, /, * To Solve It.
    It’s A Challenge.

    Reply The Answer.

    Answer: 4 * (4/4 + 4)

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    # Aik ______ Larki
    ______ Par beath kar
    ______ Geet ga rahi thi.

    In blanks main aik he tara ka word fill karna ha.

    Let’s see how much intellgent you r.
    Give me Ans..it is challenge for you dear

    Answer: Pahari ya Cheeni

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    # Dimag hay To Jawab do:-

    Tumhare Bhai Ki Bhabhi Ki
    Saas Ke Bhai Ki Biwi Ki Saas
    Ke Pati Ke Jamai Ke Pote Ki
    Maa Ki Nanand Ka Bhai Apka kaun???


    Answer= Tumare Daddy (Papa)